I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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