Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
