worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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