So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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