that's an acceptable place to lick
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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