AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I want her autograph on my taint
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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