your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
well you can't waste a boner
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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