No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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