we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
a search helicopter?!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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