ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
