Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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