Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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