question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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