If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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