4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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