you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You can't just leave with hair like that
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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