Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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