Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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