is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Fuck me I smell like cheese
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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