I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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