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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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