I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
people are starting to question the shark bite story
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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