You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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