nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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