If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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