he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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