I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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