pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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