belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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