her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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