So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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