Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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