$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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