he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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