with your own penis?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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