I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
