you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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