that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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