yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
