I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
