It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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