are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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