Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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