my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Randomize
