I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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