? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want you more than these girls want KFC
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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