i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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