I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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