He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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