Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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