Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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