Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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