If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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