Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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