Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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